Diary of a dysfunctional appetite
At work:
“Damn bloody peckish, only biscuits available
Well, screw this healthy eating drive”
At college:
“Now I’m trapped in a classroom, I could really eat something”
In a kitchen full of food with time to spare:
“Not hungry”
Ghost of a Shadow 
I spend 80% of the time wandering about, declaring “I’m not that hungry” simply because…meh, it needs cooked and I don’t wanna cook. Pfft.
I spend 80% of the time declaring “I’m not that fucked about life, better avoid the kitchen cause it’s full of sharp objects” and thus I get hungrier!
Did you know a mushed food can can be sharp? Even soup is off the menu!!
Ooh, I can add that to my arsenal for the zombie apocalypse!