Sense of Humour?!

The frog was wise, the frog was great

The frog knew Latin and sampled wine

The frog had lessons in music

And could play a tune

But when it came to swimming

It failed and sank

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Duck, someone’s throwing a duck

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He was the best of frogs

He was the worst of frogs

And he was very tasty in that mushroom sauce!

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He saw a flea, the flea was drunk

When asked why it said ‘I was just having a pint, then two’

‘I know’ said the man ‘you’re floating in my drink’