Happy Penguin Day

This 14th Feb I will be signing off the morbidly relished affair of guiltily given kinky sex by wives who want to impress the men in their life, bank busting rose collections and three month ago booked diner reservations for the men trying to show their wives that they still love them enough to destroy their credit ratings

Signing it off with a classic Penguin Day celebration, enjoying a night in and admiring the view of my kingdom that I have hard earned, free of the evil shackles of social demands that by this age I be married, with kids and a rubbish credit rating!

Penguin Day you ask?

Well in the artic a host of civilised penguins will be admiring the view of the frozen tundra, every beauty soaked vista view complimented by the clink of martini glasses stylishly branded as they mark the occasion without messily demanded emotional bullshit

Whether in the company of well earned comrades or in the quiet blanket of solitary existence, they will be marking the occasion in style and so will I

So Happy Penguin Day all!

Penguin Day 2

2 thoughts on “Happy Penguin Day

  1. I am all for penguin day but your attachment to your good credit rating concerns me. Are you like, addicted to Credit Karma or something? Cos feeding penguins can get just as pricey as dating and Valetine’s day so…

    😛

    On Thu, Feb 6, 2020 at 5:15 PM Ghost of a Shadow wrote:

    > A Humble Shadow posted: “This 14th Feb I will be signing off the morbidly > relished affair of guiltily given kinky sex by wives who want to impress > the men in their life, bank busting rose collections and three month ago > booked diner reservations for the men trying to show their w” >

  2. Credit ratings are like birth certificates, driving licenses and passports
    Without them nobody trusts that you exist!

    My rating…. Fuck if I know because the credit rating companies don’t even think I exist after three weeks of ‘scanning thier systems’
    God forbid they use thier eyes and LOOK at me in the flesh!!

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