There were rumours of awards going around and suspiciously my blog came up, an accident of typing you ask or maybe a quiet bribe of meat-based products could have taken place?
We shall not explore for reasons of not incurring the investigative powers, and the need for more bribes!
But alas there is the excessive paperwork to cover, the time consuming task of copying and pasting the address of the one whom promoted the idea, the government required proofing of the questions asked and the relating answers to said queries and the extendedly taken time of tracking down others who are worthy of the honour:
Who is the insane individual who raised dragged forcible pulled my name squirming from the dark corners of its shadowy existence you ask; that is; https://justbacon.home.blog (any instance of health issues as related to reading this work to be blamed on her)
She is a self-confessed Bacon lover with an axe to grind against the curse of guilty feelings and their negative side-effects, and a blog to educate the unfairly feeling blame ridden on how to avoid such pitfalls.
Now the Questions:
1. Who is someone you really admire?
Anyone who endures more than five seconds of my presence when I try to be ‘social’ without resorting to a need for meds, experiencing suicidal thoughts or the feeling of needing to drink copious alcohol (most government bodies have classed me as a health hazard)
2. What do you like to do for fun?
Computer games, water-based activities, relaxing, creating things and WordPress
3. What colour are your eyes?
?? Never known, never cared and slightly colour blind anyway!
4. Do you like bacon?
Yes; but sadly I don’t cook it much, but on the odd occasion I get to I do so enjoy
5. Do you have a pet? If so, what’s his/her name?
I have a Cactus which is very loyal but extremely anti-social, it’s the only thing that survives my brand of loosely termed ‘caring approach’ which isn’t a good sign for my relationship prospects!
6. What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard recently?
With my loosely termed ‘sense of humour’ I fear most things that shouldn’t be amusing make me laugh but none harder than when someone said ‘there’s someone for everyone’ …this person does not know me
7. What’s your favourite TV show (or book, if you don’t watch)?
BoJack Horseman and Justified… if they can be beaten I doth my cap in respect, and though it isn’t a book I am partial to reading WordPress
8. Have you ever had to actually stop, drop, and roll in a fire?
Not to date but there are plenty of professional fires I’ve had to deal with and a few where I found myself holding the match, totally accidental of course!
9. What’s the first thing you see when you look to your left as you write this?
A mug of tea, I live on tea, tea is the god of all gods and all shall bow to it or be smite with a teabag from the teapot above
10. What’s the first thing you see when you look to your right?
‘The Penguin’ or to laymen’s perceptions my electronic tablet, with a penguin keyring on it for various reasons
11. Do you have a favourite song or artist? If so, what/who is it?
Anything that refences death, suicide or depression which I know will do more than just kill a party but also drive the participants out of ten story windows, but happy love songs make me fill buckets at pace so I’ll accept the price of my musical tastes!
And now the poor saps I am nominating for… (socially aware cognitive processes cutting in) And now for the elated souls I am nominating for this award:
Redacted for reasons of public mental health Redacted for reasons of public mental health Redacted for reasons of public mental health Redacted for reasons of public mental health Redacted for reasons of public mental health Redacted for reasons of public mental health Redacted for reasons of public mental health