Designed in heaven

Possessed by hell

Beyond serving any master

Using both charm and claw

To rule all they survey

And free to roam at will


Sense of Humour?!

The frog was wise, the frog was great

The frog knew Latin and sampled wine

The frog had lessons in music

And could play a tune

But when it came to swimming

It failed and sank

— <^> —

Duck, someone’s throwing a duck

— <^> —

He was the best of frogs

He was the worst of frogs

And he was very tasty in that mushroom sauce!

— <^> —

He saw a flea, the flea was drunk

When asked why it said ‘I was just having a pint, then two’

‘I know’ said the man ‘you’re floating in my drink’